For the guys:
While I don't mind being single at all, having a boyfriend is fun too. This is where you come in. Well, if you're worthy. I have certain standards that need to be met. That said, I'm not trying to pimp myself out or anything. Not in the least. This section is for fun. But I'd love for you to participate. I repeat, this section is completely facetious.
So, you think you're good enough_ Fill out my boyfriend application and find out. Of course, I'm not going to actually respond and tell you if you are, well, if you ask nicely I might. Again, this is for my entertainment purposes only.